December 2011
How teens and adults text
beccabooface:
zombielifeyo:
artemiswest:
roarinlala:
xenophobicodyssea:
sakuton:
jakeshovinghisdickinskulls:
jakeenglishswaifu:
singlepixelsmiles:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es...
ALL THE MOVIES
azombiepirate:
Movie Master List Movie Genre folders: Action Movies Adventure Movies Animated Movies Chick Flicks Comedy Movies Comic Book Movies Disney/Pixar Movies Documentaries Drama Movies Family Movies Fantasy Movies GLBTQ Movies Horror Movies Musicals Rifftrax Science Fiction Movies Silent Movies Star Trek Movies Thriller Movies
Miscellaneous: Award Shows Concerts Sketch &...
when you find a post that relates exactly to you.
thetomwhowaited:
“the Doctor is so full of self-loathing that he sort of automatically assumes that he doesn’t deserve any sort of stable, long-term relationship. It’s heartbreaking, but I think he sort of tries to end any sort of happiness that he finds”
Anonymous asked: ♡, ❁, ✓ and ♬
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
For anon,
1. What is your best friends name? I don’t really have a best friend, but the people I’m closest to are Suzzy, Hollie, Rosie, Scott, Laurelle, Sam and probably Tom. And then theres just the people that come in and out from time to time. 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Purple 3. What are you listening to right now? Mylo Xyloto 4. Whats your favorite number? 2, no idea why though. 5....
Anonymous asked: 1-50
Anons are cute. →
fracturedstainedglass:
1. What is your best friends name? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right now? 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? 9. The first thing you notice about...
Ok, so my parents might be getting married in the next year or two finally after about 25+ years and after being engaged for about 6 years
and the first thing my mum said to me after saying this was ‘you’ll need to go on a diet, we want the pictures to look nice and they won’t if you look like this still.’
cheers mum, maybe I just wont come to the wedding, then you wont...
Send me the sign and I will do it. →
oouija:
✂: Share one of the hardest moments in your life. æ: Post a picture of yourself. ✌: Share a childhood memory. ♡:Make a confession. ❁: Share one of your insecurities. ✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird. ☹: Share a turn off. ☀: Share a turn on. ♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past. ♧: Share the story of something that makes you...
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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